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Re: English women
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2010, 06:33:33 PM »
The stereotype is they all have crooked teeth and they don't shave their 'Minge'

i won't lie. ELIZABETH Hurley is a babe. But English woman don't seem to have the reputation like your Paris Hiltons or Brittney Spears as party girls. I reckon the only position they'd do is missionary.
 

Once again, you're talking a load of absolute shit!

Sorry bro,

Just a bit of Aussie/English Banter, No Ill feelings... I guess if there's one race on the planet that i'm willing to payout on it's my forfathers back in the Colony. If you feel my comments are of Racist nature, then i'll tone it down.

But just having a bit off offseason laughs.

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2010, 06:28:30 PM »
Two words - Kelly Brook :)
looks pretty good to me

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2010, 05:21:24 PM »
Two words - Kelly Brook :)

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Re: English women
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2010, 05:16:05 PM »
The stereotype is they all have crooked teeth and they don't shave their 'Minge'

i won't lie. ELIZABETH Hurley is a babe. But English woman don't seem to have the reputation like your Paris Hiltons or Brittney Spears as party girls. I reckon the only position they'd do is missionary.
 

Once again, you're talking a load of absolute shit!
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English women
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 08:35:38 PM »
The stereotype is they all have crooked teeth and they don't shave their 'Minge'

i won't lie. ELIZABETH Hurley is a babe. But English woman don't seem to have the reputation like your Paris Hiltons or Brittney Spears as party girls. I reckon the only position they'd do is missionary. It's not like you watch a lot of pornography and see heaps of chicks with English accents (my experience in adult films it's American college girls or chicks from Hungary or Eastern Europe)
 
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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2010, 08:18:05 PM »
Contary to Popular Belief about English Women being "DOG UGLY"

I just wanted to let all you POMS know, That i met a mysterious BRITISH girl on the weekend that has me going WOWZAS!!!

Look at this fine specimen, Nice Skin, Pearly STRAIGHT Whites & BIG LUSCIOUS BREASTS!!! If i hadn't guessed any better this beautiful looking woman could of being accidentally mistaken for a Aussie GIRL!!!

Anyways, the lowdown is... that she crashed the RAIDERWILDE Birthday Celebrations, Never even caught her name! I remember she did get upset when i called her a "DIRTY SKEEZER" (i think the Dialects pronounced SKOWZA)

I did try teeing up a BLIND/DOUBLE DATE with this mysterious girl cause she was a gatecrasher and i had no idea who invited this Duck... Anyways the EXCUSE (aka REJECTION) i got why she couldn't go on a date with me was "She Ended up in Hospital, With Kidney Failure & is probably flying back to London sometime soon" .... Now thats some serious shit right there, The PARANOIA BUG i got running thru my system is that she's lying thru her teeth cause i'm not what she's looking for in a man (But what kind of woman would make up a FAILING KIDNEY Excuse to get out of a date with a Gutteredmouth Virgin... I gotz to be bugging hardcore)

Anyways Enjoy!!!




I thought that british women were suppose to be pretty hot? One of my all-time faves is Elizabeth Hurley from the Austin Powers fame!
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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2010, 07:24:56 PM »
Should-a Shagged her quick but you know how those English woman can be......You must know because I sure as hell don't. Never dated one.  It sounds like you might have talked your way "out" of an evening with this tart. Perhaps something a bit more "American"......" Lets Do this"!...............I don't know its been some time sense I was in the game but......It isn't Rocket science. But it sure as hell seems like it!

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 07:38:57 AM »
Contary to Popular Belief about English Women being "DOG UGLY"

I just wanted to let all you POMS know, That i met a mysterious BRITISH girl on the weekend that has me going WOWZAS!!!

Look at this fine specimen, Nice Skin, Pearly STRAIGHT Whites & BIG LUSCIOUS BREASTS!!! If i hadn't guessed any better this beautiful looking woman could of being accidentally mistaken for a Aussie GIRL!!!

Anyways, the lowdown is... that she crashed the RAIDERWILDE Birthday Celebrations, Never even caught her name! I remember she did get upset when i called her a "DIRTY SKEEZER" (i think the Dialects pronounced SKOWZA)

I did try teeing up a BLIND/DOUBLE DATE with this mysterious girl cause she was a gatecrasher and i had no idea who invited this Duck... Anyways the EXCUSE (aka REJECTION) i got why she couldn't go on a date with me was "She Ended up in Hospital, With Kidney Failure & is probably flying back to London sometime soon" .... Now thats some serious shit right there, The PARANOIA BUG i got running thru my system is that she's lying thru her teeth cause i'm not what she's looking for in a man (But what kind of woman would make up a FAILING KIDNEY Excuse to get out of a date with a Gutteredmouth Virgin... I gotz to be bugging hardcore)

Anyways Enjoy!!!


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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2010, 08:29:13 AM »
Don't want to speak too soon. But at Silverstone. The home of British Motorracing. A Ozzie leads a Pom in moe of the most decorated tracks on the Formula 1 calender!
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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2010, 11:50:54 PM »
We (England) only beat the aussies at cricket again tonight, it's just not working out well for them, Come England lets beat the Germans and good luck USA over Ghana and Mexico over the Argies !

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2010, 01:18:06 AM »
LETS GO MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juan,

You have my full support on this... I picked Mexico in a work comp & i'm hoping they can topple the superpower Argentina!!!

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2010, 12:42:41 AM »
LETS GO MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Soccer?
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 11:46:51 AM »
Sorry to say boys, but I think soccer is a complete bore.  oh I fell down and Iam hurt,  oh, the referee is not going to call a penalty, oh look I am fine now.  Stupid.  You know what if you fellows like it , then enjoy the hell out of it.  LIKE I SAY, SOME PEOPLE LIKE GAY PORN AND SOME PEOPLE DONT. :D :D :D  
With that said, go USA!  ;)

yeah, no one in football (the punter and kicker) or basketball (everyone on the court) ever feigns injury to get a call. but watching baseball on tv, now that is some exciting television. and don't get me started on golf. woo hoo. and if that's not enough, there was a 3-day, 11-hour tennis match at wimbledon, featuring two people no one has ever heard of.
You are probably right.  With that said, soccer is always the sport you let your kids play to build teamwork, and then they progress onto other sports.  It might be because they probably dont get the contracts like they do in other sports.  I admit there are some who make a pretty penny.    Soccer is a great game for a skill set,  but it will never be mentioned with football, baseball, basketball or hockey.  I would much rather watch indoor soccer, way more exciting to watch.  We used to have the DALLAS SIDEKICKS back in the day here with TATU.  That was a great league before it folded.  
                        
                      SOCCER IS THE GAME I SEND MY KIDS OUT IN THE BACKYARD TO PLAY WHEN I WANT TO DO SOME SERIOUS ATHLETICS WITH THE WIFE AND DONT WANT TO BE DISTURBED FOR SOME TIME................................... ;)  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Soccer World Cup.
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 01:50:15 AM »
Good to see your passion for the roundball game. I can tell u that other boards i've visited it seems like other americans just don't give a FU. But u've shown great knowledge.

Just a quick question- how's the games being broadcasted? Is it only avail on cable or is it on free to air tv (i imagiane it's the perfect timeslot for tv networks as it doesn't fuc with there primetime slots)

it's mostly on ESPN, with bigger games on regular broadcast TV. i don't have TV service, and i've been watching on espn3.com. full-screen with picture-in-picture over the internet. sweet. i'll be hitting the sports bar this weekend to watch USA vs. Ghana.

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Re: Soccer?
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 01:49:07 AM »
Sorry to say boys, but I think soccer is a complete bore.  oh I fell down and Iam hurt,  oh, the referee is not going to call a penalty, oh look I am fine now.  Stupid.  You know what if you fellows like it , then enjoy the hell out of it.  LIKE I SAY, SOME PEOPLE LIKE GAY PORN AND SOME PEOPLE DONT. :D :D :D  
With that said, go USA!  ;)

yeah, no one in football (the punter and kicker) or basketball (everyone on the court) ever feigns injury to get a call. but watching baseball on tv, now that is some exciting television. and don't get me started on golf. woo hoo. and if that's not enough, there was a 3-day, 11-hour tennis match at wimbledon, featuring two people no one has ever heard of.

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2010, 08:11:36 PM »
GO MEXICO!!! tough tough game against argentina i have faith! being a raider fan all my life im always the underdog aint no difference here! mexico is looking for revenge as argentina emilminated mexico in 06'

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Re: Soccer?
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2010, 07:58:11 PM »
Sorry to say boys, but I think soccer is a complete bore.  oh I fell down and Iam hurt,  oh, the referee is not going to call a penalty, oh look I am fine now.  Stupid.  You know what if you fellows like it , then enjoy the hell out of it.  LIKE I SAY, SOME PEOPLE LIKE GAY PORN AND SOME PEOPLE DONT. :D :D :D  
With that said, go USA!  ;)

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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2010, 07:01:25 PM »
Whoops last message directed at Tokai-

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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2010, 07:00:26 PM »
Good to see your passion for the roundball game. I can tell u that other boards i've visited it seems like other americans just don't give a FU. But u've shown great knowledge.

Just a quick question- how's the games being broadcasted? Is it only avail on cable or is it on free to air tv (i imagiane it's the perfect timeslot for tv networks as it doesn't fuc with there primetime slots)

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2010, 06:51:54 PM »
Brilliant World Cup so far, i have seen every game, much to my womans displeasure...lol, looks like you English are gonna be put to the sword by the mighty germans on Sunday, bloody better be or we will never hear the end of it.  Thank fuck Ian Wright aint a pundit for this, he was worse than that fuck head Adrian Chiles.

P.S Mick McCarthy is a fucking legend!

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2010, 06:07:38 PM »
As usual, the French and the Italians are nowhere to be seen when we have to take on the Germans  ;)
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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 05:32:34 PM »
We (England) only beat the aussies at cricket again tonight, it's just not working out well for them, Come England lets beat the Germans and good luck USA over Ghana and Mexico over the Argies !
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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2010, 11:59:37 AM »
italy just got kicked out ... france out, italy out ... crazy.

the brazil-portugal match should be great.

in 94 the brazilian team practiced at santa clara univ, just a few blocks from my house. the team was staying in los gatos, and the fans would gather there to party in the streets after each victory. i saw the US play brazil on the 4th of july at stanford, and then partied in the streets after the game.

i love the raider nation tailgates, but nobody parties like brazilians at the world cup. there were cops everywhere but the brazilian fans kept everyone cool, no violence, just drums and dancing.

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Re: It's great to be English
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 12:57:08 AM »
the blue short reference was referring to brazil, who wears yellow & green shirts, blue shorts. but at least australia, brazil, argentina, england, etc., have classic unis. the US squad keeps changing them every time. they keep the white and blue, but can't figure out a bloody style. at least the raiders figured out that even if you can't win on the field, at least have a classic look while you're losing.

the US hasn't looked great, but c'mon. what did you expect? they've been laying turds the last few world cups. and that game today was exciting. this only rolls around once every 4 years, so enjoy it while it lasts.

beating algeria isn't a momentous achievement, but it's more than the english could do.

at least we're not france--they imploded like ... well ... the raiders. did they put russell in? what do they call skittles in south africa? is monsieur bill callahan their coach? are they "l'equipe plus stupide d'europe"?

now that england has made it thru to the next round, i'll break out the england cap the crusader raider gave me, and i'll have a drink from the england flask. viva mexico. screw ghana.

i don't have a bracket guide handy ... can argentina and brazil play each other in the final?

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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 12:31:02 AM »
Lets go Mexico futbol.....Coronas and carne asada tacos all the way homie..."Wat da faaken chet!!!".....lol... :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 08:50:38 PM »
Come on man! They haven't looked 'great'. No one has in that group! England should have qualified with ease but as usual made a right mess of it. The US team aren't exactly world beaters (i would hardly call beating Algeria a momentous achievement), but they have managed to get through to the next round, so good luck to them.

Doubt they will get past Ghana and as for us taking on the Germans, i'm not too confident about that one either.

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 08:16:03 PM »
Tokai - i don't know why the Aussies changed there uniforms from blue to green n gold in soccer. But all other sports. We have been proud rockers of green n gold <i doubt we copied the brazilans>

the only link we have to the colour blue is on our awful flag which is a shitty version of the BritS flag but featuring our famous star constellation 'the southern cross'

anyways congratulations on being a American trash talking soccerfan! U guys have looked great

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 07:48:05 PM »
I know much of the Raider Nation doesn't give a shit about soccer (the other football, or, if you count the Aussie version, the other other football). But while Australia has been sent home, England has played like crap. Maybe Posh Spice or that Bend It Like Beckham girl should have played.

We survived the South African Tuck Rule and won group C ... let that sink in for a minute. The USA, a country whose own fans couldn't name more than 2 players on the national team, won the group ... and you guys invented the bloody game. You have taught us well, master. Now it is time for grasshopper to kick some ass.

Sorry I have no idea what a pommie is. Is it the things cheerleaders wave?

I'm just enjoying the incredibly unique experience of an American soccer fan talking smack ... we don't get to do this very often. But what's up with Australia copying the Brazilian soccer unis? Green shorts instead of blue ... so original.

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 05:59:49 PM »
I know Keith. I'm on sewerside watch with all these uncomfortable Aussie losses to the Pom. But I sleep easy knowing that this is definately not the Norm.

You win the Ashes every 25 years or so. Dam that trophy has a Australian passport it's been on our soil so long. Probably coming home at end of the year.

& our medal count at the British invented Olympics aka 'Commonwealth Games' well a small nation of 20 million people always seems to dominate a identity crisis nation like Britan (the english can only win fencing and polo competitions so they have to pillage all those great Scottsman & Welshman to participate under the Union jack)

Btw. It's winter in Oz, planning a trip to the beach this weekend. I see my max temperature in winter is the same as your max temperature in summer. Probably why our lifestyle of sun&surf has led us to be a more attractive looking breed of people. I'd rather have Convict teeth then Crooked teeth (sorry keith, i don't know any other good english stereotypes)

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It's great to be English
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 04:54:38 PM »
As we are in the off season the Crusader Raider has been following all our English teams and would like to share with the Raidernation the latest news from the last seven days
1   England beat Australia at Rugby in Oz
2   England beat the aussies at cricket
3   England and USA through in the world cup, the Aussie Convicts are on the ship home from Africa and out of the world cup !
Please share my support of England and the USA and cherrio Raiderwilde, thats another pounding from the Pommies for your boys !
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